fucking fuck

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Not gonna lie, I love the hipster trend of taking an amish looking dress, making it super skanky short and calling it fashionable. 　

Watching all of derrickcomedy’s youtube videos back to back and after that all of community season 1 because I have no life.

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mementomojito:

letter to an exceptional kisser. (momentomojito)

• i drove to oklahoma to avoid having psycho freak out that i’ve been building up to for a while
• had freak out anyways, cried in an old friend’s bed for two hours and drove around almost wrecking my car for another hour
• broke up with my boyfriend over the phone like an ass
• drove back to lawrence
• picked up my best friend & roommate (who’s been in india the past 4 months) from the airport
• came home and collectively kicked out friend/roommate’s little sister who is currently living with us because living with her is unbearable
• talked with ex to resolve things, which went better than i expected.
• and now i’m here, laying in bed.

so if i had a freak out meter, it was probably fire engine red a couple days ago whereas now it’s maybe a yellowy lime green, or something. which is good i guess.

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this is inspector deeret. I got him when I was 8 right after the movie inspector gadget came out. he’s actually a puppet, so me and my cousins used to stuff office supplies and shit inside of him and pull them out like they were gadgets. I gave him a nose piercing with a key ring when I was 9 because I was a little punk. the furr on his nose is rubbed off because one time I tied him to a treadmill to see what would happen. I took him to college with me the last weekend I spent at my mom’s house before it burnt down, what luck. I haven’t cuddled him in a long time and I thought he looked sad.

God, my 21st is awesome and I ain’t even dronk yet

too depressed to function today. I guess my dad really got to me yesterday.

If anyone needs me, I will be curled up in the fetal position in the corner of my bed under all the blankets I have pretending to not exist.

If anyone wants to text me and tell me that I’m not a complete failure, I will have my phone on me. and that would be pretty cool I guess.